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Utskriftsvy
Kan man kalla detta för stelben??? ;)
(Nu tänkte jag egentligen inte på själva hojen, utan tänkte på de som grenslade den... Lekte liksom med en "beteckning")...
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Kanske inte denna typ av (snusk)hummer, som hunnerfisket startade med imorse klockan 7. :)
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Naturen har sina nycker emellanåt... pl;
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Mercakombi och Sannizthb; LM;
Detta var INTE vad min "bättre hälft" definierade som romantiskt fredagsmys....när jag
föreslog att vi skulle inviga den nya badtunnan.
Faan va tjejer e konstiga :(
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Att man aldrig lär sig http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hseufXTdQA
Hunden är verkligen mannens bästa vän!
Om du inte tror mig, gör bara följande lilla experiment.
Stäng in din hund med din fru i bagaget på din bil. Vänta en timme och öppna.
Vem tror du är glad att se dig?
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En kvinna stod naken framför sovrumsspegeln.Hon var inte glad åt vad hon såg och sade till sin make: "Jag känner mig förfärlig. Jag ser gammal, fet och ful ut.Jag skulle verkligen behöva en komplimang från dig..."
Svaret blev: "Du har perfekt syn."
Åsså började fighten....
Et lite tips för tjeier som vil glida obemärkt inn i bikermilön.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Black-ZZ-Top...59b0b9&vxp=mtr
Hon kan trolla :-http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/1dY4bBbeJPbTV1QIZ)
Stranded On An Island
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself,
"It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks,
"It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
"Ten years!" he says.
She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"
Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
He replies, "Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has
it been since you've had some REAL fun?"
And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got a motorcycle in there!"
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Killar och deras feta bakdäck... :D
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Get Your Motor Running
A truck driver was sitting at a truck stop counter quietly eating his breakfast when three rough-looking motorcyclists came in.
They were bearded, dirty, wearing leather jackets and helmets with weird decals on them. The truck driver looked at them
for a moment, and then continued eating his breakfast. The bikers apparently took offense at the way he looked at them.
They sauntered over to the trucker. One knocked over his coffee; another poured syrup on this eggs; and the third one dumped
salt and pepper on his hear. The trucker took this abuse without saying a word, left a tip, and went over to the cashier. He paid
his bill and walked out the door to the parking lot.
"He sure wasn't much of a man," one of the bikers said to the waitress as they seated themselves down at a window booth. "He didn't
even put up a fight."
"He's not much of a driver, either," the waitress said as she looked out a window. "He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."
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