Visdomsord från en biker

[Hagis]

Här postar vi visdomsord och inget annat!

En hojåkare som gnäller över lite regn tvättar/byter sina kläder för ofta!
(en hojåkare bryr sig inte om vädret eller om kläderna är torra och luktar illa)

[ViLa]

Bikers are not perfect, but they are brothers, sisters, parents, grandparents and maybe even your neighbor, who just want to return home safely after a day of riding. They pay taxes, require a special classification on their license and deserve their share of the road. Just because they wear leather or have beards, have long hair(or no hair), have tattoos, like motorcycles, they are, believe it or not, still some of the BEST of human beings!!!

[ViLa]

Jag gillar många, men inte alla.
Jag förlåter en hel del, men inte allt.
Jag glömmer fort, men inte alltid.
De jag gillar vet det,
De som jag inte gillar, märker det.
För riktiga vänner kommer jag att gå igenom helvetet och för mina fiender kommer jag att visa vägen dit...

[Tundra Trotter]

Screw it , let´s ride.

[Wallis]

Dont dress for the ride, Dress for the crash.
Om man nu bryr sig om det =)

[Bikebandit]

A BIKER PRAYER

Biker Angel be my guide
As I climb upon my scoot to ride.
Let your halo guide the way and
Keep me safe from harm today.
Let your wings provide me wind and air
And send it coursing through my hair.
Find for me a sunny place and let
It shine upon my face.
Keep the clouds and rain at bay
And keep me dry throughout the day.
Watch over my brothers who ride with me
Keep them safe and close to thee.
Keep my wheels upon the ground
So I'll return here safe and sound.
But should disaster be my fate,
Guide me through to heaven's gate.
If I must join my fallen brethren,
Please show me the way to Biker Heaven.

[Bikebandit]

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. LM;

[ViLa]

a biker prayer

biker angel be my guide
as i climb upon my scoot to ride.
Let your halo guide the way and
keep me safe from harm today.
Let your wings provide me wind and air
and send it coursing through my hair.
Find for me a sunny place and let
it shine upon my face.
Keep the clouds and rain at bay
and keep me dry throughout the day.
Watch over my brothers who ride with me
keep them safe and close to thee.
Keep my wheels upon the ground
so i'll return here safe and sound.
But should disaster be my fate,
guide me through to heaven's gate.
If i must join my fallen brethren,
please show me the way to biker heaven.
amen

[ViLa]

You come to a point in your life when you really don't care what people think about you, you just care what you think about yourself.
-Evel Knievel

[Bikebandit]

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.Smoke

[Pontus]

Live to ride, Ride to live!

[Bikebandit]

Don't piss in the wind ..... st;

[Bikebandit]

A Biker will pick you up when you're down.
Help you out when you're in trouble.
Stand by you when times are tough.
Get you a pint when you're broke.
Lend you his tools when you're bike is bust.
Give you a hand when you need it.
...and fukin' bury you if you ever cross him !

[admin]

WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS MOTORCYCLE DON'T FUCK WITH IT

http://www.realoco.com/images/P/497n.jpg

[admin]

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[admin]

http://www.meanbikergirls.com/Icons/SundayBikerLogoSM.jpg

http://www.thecheapplace.com/product_images/uploaded_images/saying_patches.jpg

[Bikebandit]

1. Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn’t get to three seconds earlier.

2. The two most useless things to a rider are the braking distance behind you and nine-tenths of a second ago.

3. You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

4. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won’t live long enough to make all of them yourself.

[admin]

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http://www.grandprixlegends.com/Images/Products/XLarge_Images/GF008_1.jpg

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http://thumbs4.ebaystatic.com/m/mBPmI6MbE0oJMDhZbP9iPhA/140.jpg

http://www.crossbow-calendars.com/acatalog/indexslogansfm185.jpg

[admin]

http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy124/edibledawg/DSC01628.jpg

[LaDaille]

Helt uppenbart att vår gode admin har bild-abstinensLM;

[admin]

Helt uppenbart att vår gode admin har bild-abstinensLM;

Lättare än att skriva en massa...och folk ÄLSKAR bilder....:) bild säger mer en 3 ord!

[LaDaille]

...bild säger mer en 3 ord!
Så sant, och en .gif säger mer än 5 bilder ;) typ...
Gammalt djungelordspråk :)

[ViLa]

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[indy 500]

Mina skinnbrallor börjar lukta gan. Antingen hjortblodet på utsidan eller någonting helt annat på insidan, tips?tou;

[ViLa]

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[JohnnyRocker]

There were three men drinking in a bar, a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesn’t like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring.”
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn’t like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet.”
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, “For Valentine’s Day I’m going to buy my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn’t like the t-shirt she can go f**k herself!”

[ViLa]

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[Niko]

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Den skulle jag lätt vilja ha som gravsten när den dagen kommer.

[RilleHD666]

Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you`ll ride aloneMPD;

[RilleHD666]

One bike on the road is worth moore than two in the shedfu:

[JeppeBrolin]

Its not the Fart that kills, its the Smäll..

[racechopper]

Its not the Fart that kills, its the Smäll..
Den är riktigt bra thb;

Själv kommer ja bara på typ " Less is More "

[Fredrik_t]

http://ginked.com/third-rail-content/uploads/sailors-and-prostitutes.jpg

[Lars Nilsson]

Biker's Code

I ride purely, and only, because it is fun.
I ride because I enjoy the freedom I feel from being exposed to the elements, and the vulnerability to the danger that is intrinsic to riding.
I do not ride because it is fashionable to do so.
I ride my machine, not wear it.
My machine is not a symbol of status.
It exists simply for me, and me alone.
My machine is not a toy.
It is an extension of my being, and I will treat it accordingly, with the same respect as I have for myself.
I strive to understand the inner-workings of my machine, from the most basic to the most complex.
I will learn everything I can about my machine, so that I am reliant upon no one but myself for its health and well-being.
I strive to constantly better my skill of control over my machine.
I will learn its limits, and use my skill to become one with my machine so that we may keep each other alive.
I am the master, it is the servant.
Working together in harmony, we will become an invincible team.
I do not fear death.
I will, however, do all possible to avoid death prematurely.
Fear is the enemy, not death.
Fear on the highway leads to death,
therefore I will not let fear be my master.
I will master it.
My machines will outlive me.
Therefore, they are my legacy.
I will care for them for future bikers to cherish as I have cherished them, whoever they may be.
I do not ride to gain attention, respect, or fear from those that do NOT ride, nor do I wish to intimidate or annoy them.
For those that do not know me, all I wish from them is to ignore me.
For those that desire to know me, I will share with them the truth of myself, so that they might understand me and not fear others like me.
I will never be the aggressor on the highway.
However, should others mess with me, their aggression will be dealt with in as severe a manner as I can cast upon them.
I will show respect to other bikers more experienced or knowledgeable than I am.
I will learn from them all I can.
I will not show disrespect to other bikers less experienced or knowledgeable than I am.
I will teach them what I can.
It will be my task to mentor new riders, that so desire, into the lifestyle of the biker, so that the breed shall continue.
I shall instruct them, as I have been instructed by those before me.
I shall preserve and honor traditions of bikers before me, and I will pass them on unaltered.
I will not judge other bikers on their choice of machine, their appearance, or their
profession.
I will judge them only on their conduct as bikers.
I am proud of my accomplishments as a biker, though I will not flaunt them to
others.
If they ask,I will share them.
I will stand ready to help any other biker that truly needs my help.
I will never ask another biker to do for me what I can do for myself.
I am not a part-time biker.
I am a biker when, and where ever I go.
I am proud to be a biker, and I hide my chosen lifestyle from no one.
I ride because I love freedom, independence, and the movement of the ground beneath me. But most of all, I ride to better understand myself, my machine, the lands in which
I ride, and to seek out and know other bikers like myself.

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[ViLa]

Life is short,break the rules,forgive quickly,love honestly,laugh easy,keep it simple,ride often,ride FREE and never regret anything that makes you smile

[ViLa]

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